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20 Funniest Newspaper Headlines ever

Ok, that's just mean


Here's the winner of a local dog look-alike contest… He does look exactly like his dog!


Mistress of the universe… Now that sounds like a lot of work!




What are the odds of that?


Please, if you've seen this man…




"I wouldn't do it again" says the hero, "she's been a pain this week"


"We had no idea anyone was buried there"


"This is an artist's conception of the Mount Pleasant High School football field Friday after an electrical transformer blew, knocking out the stadium lights."




And you wonder why…


Must be one of those celebrity-without-makeuout pictures…


Civil War planes? Lemme know how that works out…